Turns out, you really can forgive almost anything. A few days ago Dogzilla conspired with Horse Dog, Doberman Destroyer, to dig underneath the chicken coop. She was the physical labor, Dogzilla was the chicken killer. He killed my Marans hen and badly hurt my speckled Sussex hen as well. I was so angry that if someone had offered me a wooden nickel for both dogs I would have taken it without a second thought. I’ve been mad, at Dogzilla in particular, for several days now. And he knows it. Tonight he climbed up on the couch next to me, all 150+ lbs of him and laid his head on my knee, looking at me with the saddest puppy dog eyes I’ve ever seen. So of course I forgave him. I love him even if he’s a big chicken-eating duffus. But I did let him know that next time he touches a chicken we will have big problems. Big. Dumb dog.

