I don’t use the actual names of myself, spouse, children, or pets in this blog because frankly, I don’t know or trust any of you whackos. So here are the names I use for everyone, to help you figure out what the hell I’m talking about:
Beautysleeping: me
Boy Scout: my husband
Number One: my oldest daughter
Bossypants: my middle daughter
Little Man: my youngest child, my son
Asshole Cat: my male Ragdoll cat, now deceased
Horse-Dog: my female Doberman
Dogzilla: my male Great Dane
Grey Chicken: my female Timneh African Grey Parrot
The Girls: my 2 Nigerian Dwarf Goat does and 6 hens
It’s a regular zoo around here, people!
