The Cast

I don’t use the actual names of myself, spouse, children, or pets in this blog because frankly, I don’t know or trust any of you whackos.  So here are the names I use for everyone, to help you figure out what the hell I’m talking about:

Beautysleeping:  me

Boy Scout:  my husband

Number One: my 7 year old daughter

Bossypants:  my 3 year old daughter

Poopypants:  my 1 year old son

Asshole Cat:  my 1 year old male Ragdoll cat

Horse-Dog:  my 6 month old female Doberman