My 3 year old daughter has learned the 5 most powerful words in the world. Words against which no mother can defend herself, which can be ignored by no one, and which have the power to make grown men drop whatever they are doing and RUN. Being a smart sort of child she’s figured out their value and is exploiting them for all they’re worth. If you’re a parent you may already have guessed the five words, or at least have a good idea. If you’re not a parent yet, take note. Laugh if you want, scoff if you dare. The five most powerful words in the world are…”I need to go potty.”
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Love your recent posts! I too am dreading these words. My 2 year old isn’t potty training yet, but what do you say to those words? “I’m sorry you’ll just have to wait”, or “No you don’t, go to bed!”. I have the distinct impression the result of any reply other than “Let’s go to the bathroom” will be a puddle on the floor or dirty undies. Which I’m guessing will be quickly followed by a smug “I told you so” look on their dear angelic face.
I have been known to drop my glass of wine and cupcake to get “Dora” to the potty…unheard of.
@dirtbikegirl–you’re absolutely right, there is NO other correct response and kids figure that out very quickly. Good luck!
@mommy of mayhem–oh no, not the wine! lol